Life`s too short to be serious.
just-for-grins:

The awkward moment when you realize a cat takes better selfies than you … 

just-for-grins:

The awkward moment when you realize a cat takes better selfies than you … 

bombing:

the reason this generation is failing is because we’re not motivated enough to make money. all the people on the dollar bills are dead. they’re not relevant and teens just can’t connect. we need money with memes and beyonce on it

kelsthericeball:

sam’s face is precious. its a combination of pure terror at first and then confusion

   (via hellredsky)

"They were very much each other’s soulmates. He was great for her and she was great for him."

geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

thepreciousthing:

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

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Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

I know where we’re going guys

treasure:

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer